(Source: mrelephanttusk)

fyeahmetalbassists:

Teaser for the New Rings of Saturn Album. Sounds Great. Dat Aliencore

pastelchainsaw:

thievescollective:

Sailor Head + Sailor Nurse 

OMFG

That is the SHITTIEST PH Helmet I’ve ever seen, but oh god this is great.

(Source: neckstime)

So beautiful.

(Source: Spotify)

beyazpiyon:

Akira Yamaoka - Promise (Reprise)

for caviarsonoro

urmemecomics:

Suprise

Hold me?

(Source: mrelephanttusk)

codys-so-mpreg:

Still literally the best thing in existence.

hjat:

I can’t stop

watching

this GIF

My mom said she’s one of the few with a Mark Ruffalo fandom. I mean, why wouldn’t you? 

noisette:

Depeche Mode's "People Are People":

"So we're different colours
And we're different creeds
And different people have different needs
It's obvious you hate me
Though I've done nothing wrong
I've never ever met you so what could I have done

I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man.."

…. If there was EVER a Metroid movie. She better be Samus. 

(Source: g-maddn)

Thanos by Rudy Ao

See, how the FUCK can ANY of the Avengers, even them together, beat Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet? I do foresee that the Fantastic Four get involved in the next Avengers movie.. Call it. 

(Source: gunslinger)

So, I was at work doing my closing shift as always. We were talking about odd experiences and a driver had, by far, the most radical story I’ve ever heard. This guy is a huge dude; 6’8 and 460. He was in New Orleans with his friend for his English major. They had to meet this famous author at eight in the morning. Of course, being in college as a dedicated English major, he never gets time to let loose. So, he and his friend go out drinking and go bouncing from strip club to strip club. Fast forward to 5 A.M. They have to see this author in three hours, and they’re driving down Bourbon Street, roaring drunk. It hadn’t rained for weeks, but of course the streets were flooded. 

His friend is complaining aloud how he’s so broke. Beside them is a dude in a tuxedo, top hat, skull face paint, riding a bright red tricycle. They had never seen this guy before then. This guy whispers to his friend, “Maybe you shouldn’t have gone to all those titty bars.” Meanwhile, my coworker was flipping his shit over this prophetical fucker who just bikes away nonchalantly. 

The story doesn’t end there, though. Later, my coworker is meeting up with another friend and a girl they didn’t know. This woman says, “Hey, you wanna party?” And she starts grabbing at his bits. He tells her to back off because he’s married and eventually she does after the grabbing and he shoves her back. So he and his friend get back to their crappy $80-a-night hotel room and they go to bed for about an hour. They wake up, and they actually get ready for the meeting. My coworker notices something. His wallet is gone. That lady had stolen it from him while she was grabbing at his dick. He called his professor and said he couldn’t make it. “My wallet is gone and so is my ID. A prostitute stole them.” His professor responded with, “Oh shit, yeah understandable. Just don’t come.” 

And that, was the best true story I’ve ever heard. 

(Source: mrelephanttusk)

onac911:

Spiderman no